About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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