what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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