You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
this is an emotional support booty call
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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