He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
17 year olds will be the death of me.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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