Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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