I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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