I love black thongs
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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