S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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