:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
