Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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