i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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