hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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