everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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