the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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