can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
i think my cat just said my name.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
its liver damage thursday
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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