i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i would one night stand the shit outta him
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
