Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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