He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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