Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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