you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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