yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
This is my gift to your gina
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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