god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
i just google imaged poop.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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