please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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