Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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