If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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