You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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