You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just cropdusted the office
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I think I just sharted jello shots
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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