On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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