now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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