I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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