dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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