Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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