great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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