How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Randomize
