so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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