i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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