two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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