Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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