this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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