..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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