he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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