i just google imaged poop.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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