why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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