and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
