Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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