so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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