She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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