paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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