do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I have post one night stand depression
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