She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
please don't ironically join a cult
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