i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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