i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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