I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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