I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Can I color on your dick again?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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