found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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