Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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